Learning english.

Módulo Básico
En español: Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cual bruja mira cual reloj?

En inglés: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

Módulo Avanzado
En español: Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cual bruja travesti mira los botones de cual reloj Swatch?

En inglés: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

Módulo Pro
En español: Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. ¿Cual bruja sueca transexual mira cual botón de cual reloj Swatch suizo?

En inglés: Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Valerie.

I know there's no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don't care. I am me. My name is Valerie. I don't think I'll live much longer, and I wanted to tell someone about my life. This is the only autobiography that I will ever write and God, I'm writing it on toilet paper. I was born in Nottingham in 1985. I don't remember much of those early years, but I do remember the rain. My grandmother owned a farm in Tottle Brook and she used to tell me that God was in the rain. I passed my 11 Plus and went to girls' grammar. It was at school that I met my first girlfriend. Her name was Sarah. It was her wrists. They were beautiful. I thought we would love each other forever. I remember our teacher telling us that it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sarah did. I didn't. In 2002, I fell in love with a girl named Christina. That year I came out to my parents. I couldn't have done it without Chris holding my hand. My father wouldn't look at me. He told me to go and never come back. My mother said nothing. But I'd only told them the truth. Was that so selfish? Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free. I'd always known what I wanted to do with my life and in 2015 I starred in my first film, The Salt Flats. It was the most important role of my life. Not because of my career, but because that was how I met Ruth. The first time we kissed I knew I never wanted to kiss any other lips but hers again. We moved to a small flat in London together. She grew Scarlet Carsons for me in our window box and our place always smelt of roses. Those were the best years of my life.